Friday News Roundup:

How could they?

"As a precaution, he was wearing a full-length stinger-suit, a lightweight version of a wetsuit that covers everything but the face."

All men watch porn. ALL OF THEM.

"The World's 18 Strangest Roadways."

Jon Stewart: “Poor Al Gore: global warming completely debunked by the very Internet you invented. Oh, the irony.”

More irony.

Toy Hannah Montana doll says, "..later we'll have some F-ing pie and we'll do some caroling." Parents thrilled.

Finding the Perfect Christmas Tree can be dangerous. Here's some tips.

Have a marshmallow weekend. If you're going to be running the Las Vegas Marathon, I'll see you there!


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